Elliott is a fat kid with glasses who eats paste

This line is exactly why I never seriously considered calling either of my kids Elliott.

yes I do actually, what’s it to you piss face!

RIP Rik Mayall

Here are some songs I hate passionately…

  • 'All I Want To Do Is Make Love To You' - Heart (This is the shittest premise for a song ever and just a terrible chorus)
  • 'Why Does It Always Rain On Me' - Travis (It rains on you because you live in Scotland and it rains on everyone there nearly every day - your fucking lies aren’t important enough for the weather to take an interest in you)
  • 'Tucker's Daughter' - Ian Moss (It is just DUMB)
That is all for now. I’ll post more after my next visit to the supermarket.

yeah, tell ‘em ‘bout it

Without music the world is a cold, dark place full of silence.

Positive Distractions Part I by Secret Colours

Without music the world is a cold, dark place full of silence.

oneweekoneband:

Grandaddy - “Here” (Pavement cover)

So, as I mentioned, there is an out of print singled with this cover on it, but the only thing we have for our purposes is this pretty solid live clip that gives you the idea. This was the 2012 reunion, and throwing a Pavement cover in the encore was a bullseye on the dartboard of knowing their audience.

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(Source: iraffiruse, via eatksrants)

derasso:

The most popular phrases used in viral headlines aka the phrases we must eradicate from the English language at all fucking costs BY ANY MEANS NECESSARY [Via] 

Can we start by stopping referring to shit as “viral” unless it makes you sick?

derasso:

The most popular phrases used in viral headlines aka the phrases we must eradicate from the English language at all fucking costs BY ANY MEANS NECESSARY [Via

Can we start by stopping referring to shit as “viral” unless it makes you sick?